Goddamn, how does one man get to be so good at arranging 4-section blocks into lines? It's absolutely baffling! My scores should be pretty much untouchable, but if you wish to challenge the throne, by all means please do. It will be a valiant effort, but inevitably end in disappointment. If I sound cocky, hey, it's cuz I can be.
I'm officially hooked on competitive cooking shows of any sort, be it Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, or Iron Chef. I think I really wanna get back into the culinary arts. Watching these shows, as lame as it sounds, is pretty inspiring. I could cook circles around some of these people. I just wish I had more knowledge of different ingredients and cooking techniques. Maybe I should go get my Red Seal. I challenged the first year just from all the experience I had from being prep coach at Earls. And that was a joke. And if Hell's Kitchen was open to Canadian residents, I'm pretty sure I could smash most of the other competitors.
Yeah, this is a pretty conceited post. But it's MY blog, so of course I'll talk aboot me. Yes, I'm aware I wrote "aboot". It's how I like to talk. It's been dubbed "Panglish". There will many Panglish phrases and words to come throughout this whole blog. As well as biters stealing said phrases and words cuz they pretty catchy if I do say so myself.
Oooooh the Friday The 13th remake opens today. And it's Friday the 13th!! Yikees! I was thinking of going to check it out, but no doubt the theatre will be filled eleventeen year old bastard kids like, totally laughing and like, talking through the whole movie, cuz OMG, did you hear what happened to Jen last weekend?? God I hate kids. I'm pretty sure I was a little asshole prick teenager too, but nothing like they are today. I still had a little bit of respect. For the most part anyways...
And can we please start slapping people that still use "Oh snap!" and "That's what she said..." to be funny? I figure it's the only way to get people to stop busting them out. If you knew you were gonna get slapped by any random within earshot of you after laying out said phrase, wouldn't you stop? I think I would just follow people around praying that they let it slip just to show them how mean my pimp hand really is. It's so not funny anymore. You may as well be like, "Wazzzzzzzzzzup!" I think I'm gonna actually gonna start this new trend. Maybe not hard slaps at first, but a semi stern palm on the face should be enough to get started with. And then when the slapping starts catching on, we'll graduate to full on "Bitch better have my money" slaps. Done, aaaaaand done.
Alright, off to make my tetris score even more untouchble and then grind the night away at the office. Piece...
Friday, February 13, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Just For You Guys (Shan and Dave)
What up SwitchPang??
Here ya go Shan. This will be way easier to keep updated with what's the haps with each other. I'll read your blog and you can read mine! (This will also be for anyone interested the daily happenings of me as I am quite interesting and all..)
Not too much has been going on here at home. I'm pretty much just doing the same thing. Freehouse at lunch, casino at night. All other free time is spent chatting with Kat.
The plants are doing pretty well. New leaves are sprouting on the tree. The herbs I've just completely given up on. They were dead before you guys even left!
The living room is pretty much a glorified man room now. I brought my comp out and hooked it up to the Norcent. It's pretty swizz. And the couches are permanently pushed together. This set up rules! Ps. This place has never been this clean for this long. Yeah I said it, you filthy animals... Dang Pang, I had to spend like a half hour cleaning out the fridge!
I'm probably going to visit Kat next month, so all I've been doing is grinding at the chino to save up for that. There's not much else going on here. Saskatoon rules balls of course.
So the fridge is super clean again and filled to the balls with just drinks. That's one thing for sure I miss about you guys being here. There was always good food around. Not that I'm a starving lowlife that's eating nothing but takeout. I'm eating well, don't worry. I've been cooking rice and fish almost every night. Monday suppers are balls. I pretty much just eat and bounce. Last week was good tho. T-bone steaks w/ mushroom sauce, yams, and lobster bisque! Mmmm, you guys missed out. Dad keeps on harassing me to come every week too. He's called once a day everyday this weekend to remind me that supper is tonight. He just called me right now to tell me that again!
Hmmm, what else can I tell you? It looks like you guys are adjusting Korea pretty well. Your blog is too funny. I got Kat reading it too. Bring me back some cool Venom or GI Joe toys. Or sweet bootlegs of said toys! And candy!
So you guys started dl'ing torrents hey? I wasn't sure if I should be doing that for you, but I've been dl'ing Gossip Girl and Top Chef. But I'll probably delete em now... And the new Flight Of The Conchords season is soooooo funny! "My Sugarlumps..." "This is my Nigerian friend..." Hahahahha... Season 5 of Hell's Kitchen is pretty good too. It made me dl seasons 3&4 cuz I forgot how much I liked the show.
Hey Shan, that's funny how you say to Dave, "I miss Chris." I do that with Kat too when we talk. Miss you tons.
On that note, I'm out for now. But I'll stick to updating this here and there. Even if it's the most trivial thing. Laaaaaaaate...
Here ya go Shan. This will be way easier to keep updated with what's the haps with each other. I'll read your blog and you can read mine! (This will also be for anyone interested the daily happenings of me as I am quite interesting and all..)
Not too much has been going on here at home. I'm pretty much just doing the same thing. Freehouse at lunch, casino at night. All other free time is spent chatting with Kat.
The plants are doing pretty well. New leaves are sprouting on the tree. The herbs I've just completely given up on. They were dead before you guys even left!
The living room is pretty much a glorified man room now. I brought my comp out and hooked it up to the Norcent. It's pretty swizz. And the couches are permanently pushed together. This set up rules! Ps. This place has never been this clean for this long. Yeah I said it, you filthy animals... Dang Pang, I had to spend like a half hour cleaning out the fridge!
I'm probably going to visit Kat next month, so all I've been doing is grinding at the chino to save up for that. There's not much else going on here. Saskatoon rules balls of course.
So the fridge is super clean again and filled to the balls with just drinks. That's one thing for sure I miss about you guys being here. There was always good food around. Not that I'm a starving lowlife that's eating nothing but takeout. I'm eating well, don't worry. I've been cooking rice and fish almost every night. Monday suppers are balls. I pretty much just eat and bounce. Last week was good tho. T-bone steaks w/ mushroom sauce, yams, and lobster bisque! Mmmm, you guys missed out. Dad keeps on harassing me to come every week too. He's called once a day everyday this weekend to remind me that supper is tonight. He just called me right now to tell me that again!
Hmmm, what else can I tell you? It looks like you guys are adjusting Korea pretty well. Your blog is too funny. I got Kat reading it too. Bring me back some cool Venom or GI Joe toys. Or sweet bootlegs of said toys! And candy!
So you guys started dl'ing torrents hey? I wasn't sure if I should be doing that for you, but I've been dl'ing Gossip Girl and Top Chef. But I'll probably delete em now... And the new Flight Of The Conchords season is soooooo funny! "My Sugarlumps..." "This is my Nigerian friend..." Hahahahha... Season 5 of Hell's Kitchen is pretty good too. It made me dl seasons 3&4 cuz I forgot how much I liked the show.
Hey Shan, that's funny how you say to Dave, "I miss Chris." I do that with Kat too when we talk. Miss you tons.
On that note, I'm out for now. But I'll stick to updating this here and there. Even if it's the most trivial thing. Laaaaaaaate...
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